I run hot and cold. Either I'm too shy to talk, or I don't shut up. If you have virgin ears, watch out: once I do start talking, my mouth fucks more than a sailor on leave.
The secret me is killing the me you know.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
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Sunday, April 17, 2005
Things I've Recently Noticed About Myself
I really like the word "Fuck". Fuck, yeah.
All of my closest friends are women. I'm not sure if that means I'm a babe magnet, or I'm not macho enough.
I have several identical pairs of painters pants from Old Navy.
I am the same height as when I was 14 years old, which is not overly fucking impressive. It's actually kind of sad.
My right ear is higher than my left ear.
Sex really is the answer, at least for now.
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