"Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley."
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Room-mate
There is a ghostin my bedroom and it's a little too touchy-feely for my taste. If I'm going to be touched without permission, I would prefer that it haveskinand smell like Victoria's Secret "Pink" cologne.
No longer treading water with one leg in a bear trap. I'm getting married to a hot babe whose sense of humor is almost exactly like mine! How awesome is that??? I still have my boyish good looks - even with the graying hair. And nine out of ten dentists agree that boyish good looks will keep you afloat.
2 comments:
It's okay, the ghost doesn't like girls (in that way) anyway... I'll keep you safe.
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