"Well, we're safe for now. Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley."
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
A Smack in the Kisser
I realized this morning, as I stood in my secret vault walk-in closet surrounded by my friends clothes, that no one is as obsessed with interested in what I wear as I am. And I don't know why, for I look fucking hot am a really sharp dresser.
No longer treading water with one leg in a bear trap. I'm getting married to a hot babe whose sense of humor is almost exactly like mine! How awesome is that??? I still have my boyish good looks - even with the graying hair. And nine out of ten dentists agree that boyish good looks will keep you afloat.
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